7M-English
(7M-Iŋglix)

The Reward

You get to be part of an exclusive club of cool kids from the future instead of a tired old fossilized artifact clinging to the past for dear duncery.
All of the other cool kids from the future will understand your posts and comments but the low-function normies will cry and beg their mommies to make it stop.

Ok, seriously, unlike the metric system which had NO reward for any commoners who adopted it, there is a big reward for adopting 7M-English. It makes learning English much easier and it removes the challenge of spelling words. It also shortens many words by removing silent letters, double letters and superflous letters. There will only ever be as many letters as speech sounds using the phonetic 7M-Alphabet. For example; 'Mississippi' will be 'Misisipε'. The 'i' character represents only the short 'i' sound ALWAYS!

Unlike current English which has many rules regarding spelling but doesn't adhere to any of them, 7M has just a few rules and STRICTLY adheres to them. The rules are:

  • One character per speech sound
  • One speech sound per character
  • Say what you spell and spell what you say
  • Think how great it will be not needing to remember if there are two 'm's in "recomended" (there are). Is it 'beseach' or 'beseech'? Is it 'wich' or 'which' or 'witch'?
    GONE! The clownery will ALL be gone. The need to photographically recall thousands of words in order to spell them properly will be gone.

    Preceding words in 7M: 'rekumendid', 'bisεc', 'wic'.

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